happy? new year

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an assortment of images that struck me in 2016

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Moscow

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presidential trivia motivation

Here are some inspirational facts about US Presidents!

Draw your workout inspiration from sixth President John Quincy Adams, who was known for taking nude early morning swims in the Potomac River. #presidentialtriviamotivation

Don’t be President Taft, the fattest president who topped out over 300 pounds. He had the White House bath tub replaced after he got stuck in it. However, he is also the only president who also served as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, so it never seemed to hold him back! #presidentialtriviamotivation

Be more committed than James K Polk (#11). He ran for president on a promise not to run for a second term, a pledge he kept.

You know who else was bad ass? Millard Fillmore (#13). He was once captured by pirates, lived among them for months, and then over threw the ship and commandeered that shit back to Boston harbor. The pirates were hanged. And Millard became president.

Get sexy to snag a hunky bachelor, like fifteenth president James Buchanan, the only president to remain single his entire life. Oh, yeah…(Grover Cleveland was initially single but got married in June after taking office.) Of course there are rumors Buchanan was gay. There is actually a case to be made that he had a love affair with William Rufus King, the only unmarried Vice President. #presidentialtriviamotivation

The harder you work out, the harder you can live it up. Like 17th president Andrew Jackson. He was noticeably drunk during his inauguration speech. No wonder he is only one of two presidents to be successfully impeached. He is also arguably the worst president in history and a racist douchbag. Pretty much.

If you, on the other hand, are more like Rutherford B. Hayes, however, you may need to loosen up. He banned alcohol from the White House to get support of the Prohibitionists (though history of course blames the woman. his wife is known as Lemonade Lucy and though she did frown upon alcohol, but it was really the dude making political moves that made the decision. or so i hear). So, that’s not the weirdest thing about Rutherford B. Hayes, though. He is a hero is Paraguay. A real hero. He signed some treaty that granted them most of their land, and they celebrate him like he is Abraham Lincoln. The have towns named for him, a museum, a freaking holiday. Asuncion, the capital city, named its soccer team “Presidente Hayes Soccer Club.” Crazy, right?

Working it too hard? Slow down, fella, or you’ll end up like US Grant (#18) who once got a speeding ticket. On his horse.

email the entire Wisconsin state legislature if you want

Ever wanted to send a message to every Wisconsin state senator and representative in the legislature? Here are their email addresses:

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results of a recent wardrive

During a recent Sunday afternoon cruise, I collected the names and locations of all the WiFi routers in range of my car. Some of the access point namesĀ are creative, listed here. (I omitted the many openly vulgar ones one would expect to find in a college town.)

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Pretty Fly For a WiFi
So fly for wifi
WiFi Art Though Romeo?
WiFi? Why not Zoidberg?
WiSoSerious
4OH!4–Dont Trust Our Wifi
4Fer my wife-i
99 Problems, but WIFi ain’t one
A Lannister always pays his wifi
AINT NO WI-FEY
Bill Wi the Science Fi
wedonthavewifi
The Creepy Wifi from Doctor Who

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life is like a dream right now

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list of US metropolitan areas

This is a list of US cities with population over ~15k

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