During a recent Sunday afternoon cruise, I collected the names and locations of all the WiFi routers in range of my car. Some of the access point names are creative, listed here. (I omitted the many openly vulgar ones one would expect to find in a college town.)
Plays on “WiFi”
Pretty Fly For a WiFi
So fly for wifi
WiFi Art Though Romeo?
WiFi? Why not Zoidberg?
WiSoSerious
4OH!4–Dont Trust Our Wifi
4Fer my wife-i
99 Problems, but WIFi ain’t one
A Lannister always pays his wifi
AINT NO WI-FEY
Bill Wi the Science Fi
wedonthavewifi
The Creepy Wifi from Doctor Who
Plays on “LAN”
Wu-Tang LAN
You Kids Get Off My LAN 2.4ghz
This Lan is my Lan
FBI & NSA Surveillance
FBI
FBI Surveillance
FBI Surveillance Van #19M
FBI Van
FBISurveyVan3
NSA SURVEILLANCE VAN
NSA_Site
nsa_surveillance_van603b
Nasty
2 Girls, 1 Router
Apocalyptic Fart Box
Backdoor Carnivores
Tellyourwifineedmypantsback
TellYourWifiSaidThanks
Sigourney’s Beaver
WeHearYouHavingSex
wideopenbeaver
Badger-mania
BADGER_TAVERN
badger1
badger1431
Badger34
Badger-Babes-3
BadgerBuddy
BadgerFan1
BadgerFans15
BadgerLAN
BadgerLAN
Badgerplasma
BadgerRover
Butt-related
Butt
Butt chunks
butt stuff
Others
7 bucks for a bagel sandwich?
Abraham Linksys
access denied
AliceInDairyland
all your base are belong to us
always eat your fiber
Amish Electricians
Area 72: Magical Creamery
Bacon!
Betsey’s Baby Boy Guests
Bigger Truck
Boats! Boats! Boats!
botnet24
breakfast on a mirror
BrochureToHelpAnimals
BrokenRouter
Charter’s Favorite Customer
Chill Palace
Cold soup, gazpacho?
Commander Riker
Connect to this one, Oscar
Craig, make me a sandwich
Dana Scully
Deathly Hallows
dorsalfinsalsa
Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
Fish Don’t Fry In The Kitchen!
GreetingsFromJamesMadisonPark
HamSphere of Interwebz
HEY you dropped deez….
Hide yo kids’ hide yo wifi
HIlldawg, put out the BERN!
Homeless People’s Internet
howdidthisgethere
I kindly disagree that dogs suck
Kirby isn’t straight
Kobe Bryant hates Powerade
Legion of Broom
LooseLipsSinkShips
Luke, I am your father!
Martha Stewart’s Dungeon
Mesobrotamia
Ministry of Magic
Ministry of Truth
mo’ money, mo’ problems
Moses Shoots, Jesus Saves!
My Hips Dont Lie
NeverEndingMathEquation
New England Clam Router-5G
NihilistArbys
No Hipsters Over Here <(^.^)>
No_soup_for_you!
Not Frank Kaminsky’s Wifi
Password is Taco
Relationshipstatus:Netflix
RustyShackleford
Serenity Now! It’s in the Vault.
Series of Tubes
She-male Fiesta
Shes Faking It
THANKS OBAMA
Thatguyoverthere
Velociraptor Defense Grid