Madison, WI June 25, 2106
Here are some inspirational facts about US Presidents!
Draw your workout inspiration from sixth President John Quincy Adams, who was known for taking nude early morning swims in the Potomac River. #presidentialtriviamotivation
Don’t be President Taft, the fattest president who topped out over 300 pounds. He had the White House bath tub replaced after he got stuck in it. However, he is also the only president who also served as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, so it never seemed to hold him back! #presidentialtriviamotivation
Be more committed than James K Polk (#11). He ran for president on a promise not to run for a second term, a pledge he kept. #presidentialtriviamotivation
You know who else was bad ass? Millard Fillmore (#13). He was once captured by pirates, lived among them for months, and then over threw the ship and commandeered that shit back to Boston harbor. The pirates were hanged. And Millard became president. #presidentialtriviamotivation
Get sexy to snag a hunky bachelor, like fifteenth president James Buchanan, the only president to remain single his entire life. Oh, yeah…(Grover Cleveland was initially single but got married in June after taking office.) Of course there are rumors Buchanan was gay. There is actually a case to be made that he had a love affair with William Rufus King, the only unmarried Vice President. #presidentialtriviamotivation
The harder you work out, the harder you can live it up. Like 17th president Andrew Jackson. He was noticeably drunk during his inauguration speech. No wonder he is only one of two presidents to be successfully impeached. He is also arguably the worst president in history and a racist douchbag. Pretty much. #presidentialtriviamotivation
If you, on the other hand, are more like Rutherford B. Hayes, however, you may need to loosen up. He banned alcohol from the White House to get support of the Prohibitionists (though history of course blames the woman. his wife is known as Lemonade Lucy and though she did frown upon alcohol, but it was really the dude making political moves that made the decision. or so i hear). So, that’s not the weirdest thing about Rutherford B. Hayes, though. He is a hero is Paraguay. A real hero. He signed some treaty that granted them most of their land, and they celebrate him like he is Abraham Lincoln. The have towns named for him, a museum, a freaking holiday. Asuncion, the capital city, named its soccer team “Presidente Hayes Soccer Club.” Crazy, right? #presidentialtriviamotivation
Working it too hard? Slow down, fella, or you’ll end up like US Grant (#18) who once got a speeding ticket. On his horse. #presidentialtriviamotivation
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During a recent Sunday afternoon cruise, I collected the names and locations of all the WiFi routers in range of my car. Some of the access point names are creative, listed here. (I omitted the many openly vulgar ones one would expect to find in a college town.)
Pretty Fly For a WiFi
So fly for wifi
WiFi Art Though Romeo?
WiFi? Why not Zoidberg?
4OH!4–Dont Trust Our Wifi
4Fer my wife-i
99 Problems, but WIFi ain’t one
A Lannister always pays his wifi
AINT NO WI-FEY
Bill Wi the Science Fi
The Creepy Wifi from Doctor Who
This is a list of US cities with population over ~15k
After installing and removing zillions of them, here are my faves:
Lazy loads images and other embedded media so that they are not sent to the client until the client scrolls near it. Saves bandwidth and makes for speed.
Automatic breadcrumb links on pages to ease navigation
Easily create and edit child themes based on themes already installed. This way you can update the third-party theme without losing custom changes to it.
Allows disabling of updates of specified resources (WP core, themes, plugins, etc.). Useful if you don’t want your client bothered by update notifications.
GA integration which inserts the tracking code on every page and also gives you a nice traffic history report on the admin dashboard.
Allows insertion of PHP code in the WP content editor using tags like [ insert_php ]
Creates a link to an unpublished version of a page or post that you can share with anyone. Viewer need not be a registered user or admin. Perfect for in-place-UAT.
Handles automatic metadata generation and tons of other SEO features.
Must-have enhancement for the WordPress WYSIWYG content editor which adds many features.
Automatic backup and restoration via S3, Dropbox, Google Drive, Rackspace, FTP, email, etc. I use this for weekly backups to my Google Drive.
Extensive security and virus-prevention package with automatic scanning and malicious user lock-out.
Helps WordPress cooperate with SSL/HTTPS-configured sites.
Makes Font Awesome and Genericons icon sets available in WordPress.
madisonrightnow.com is a collection of near-real-time information about a metropolitan area. Traffic, weather, parking lot usage, and loads of web cam images are displayed on one page. Data come from a wide variety of sources: images come from cameras, weather data comes from a web API, and parking lot utilization come from good ol’ fashioned page scraping. All these transactions are triggered when a user wants to view the page. It is a challenge to get near-real-time information to the client from so many sources without a lot of pre-processing on the server end, and without the client having to make connections to a myriad of hosts to get images and other data. I found that asking the client to load all this makes the page too slow to load.
The solution is to build a server-side caching mechanism, so all the data and images are ready to go when the page is hit, and so that all transfers are between madisonrightnow.com and the client without having to wait on anybody else. This can cause the data served to be a little older, but is much better than asking the client to open connections to dozens of hosts and wait for every one to completely reply before the page can render. Under the caching scheme I developed, all data on the page are loaded from my server in order to give the user a smooth experience when expanding UI panels after the client renders it.